The (Fake) Banned iPad 2 Promo: “Like The iPhone 4, Minus The Retina Display”

You’ve seen the parodic banned white iPhone 4 promo video, so you know what to expect.
Below is the transcript of “Johnny Five”‘s introduction, just in case you hadn’t seen the previous fake Apple promo video, so you too will know what to expect.
Or you can just watch it, of course.

“Last year, iPad revolutionized technology as we know it. Before iPad, people were checking their email … on computers. They were playing Angry Birds on their phone! iPad

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